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Definitions by brockhoward

Oscar Bravo

I thought I could make the uphill green in two shots, but the wind blew the ball Oscar Bravo.
Oscar Bravo by brockhoward March 4, 2025

Trenton Quarantino 

It was coined by Samuel L. Jackson in a censored children's book Stay the Fuck At Home. A spoonerism of Quinton Tarantino, whose movies have taken place largely inside homes, or places for accommodation.
I'm not only grounded for trashing Dad's car, I've also got norovirus from some dodgy food I had last night. I'm gonna be Trenton Quarantino.

Priority Zero 

Paramedic term for time AND life-critical patient, especially when their condition deteriorates so badly that they could pass if not treated immediately.
Paramedic: Received a Code One case (time critical and unconscious) patient who suffered a fall, but during our travels, but it has turned into a Priority Zero as she also a cardiac patient who is having a cardiac arrest as we speak. We must get to her ASAP.
Priority Zero by brockhoward October 1, 2019

Wally Pipp Syndrome 

Fear of taking a day off from work, then have your job be replaced by someone more healthier, if not better than you, when you are fit to return.

The term was coined by author Dick Schaap. It came from Wally Pipp, a former first baseman for New York Yankees and could not play due to a headache in 1925, but it started the fabled Iron Man streak by Lou Gehrig until he was forced to retire with Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS).

Pipp never regained the starting 1B spot ever again, and he was put on waivers, and was signed by Cincinnati Reds in 1926.
Tom Brady Wally Pipped Drew Bledsoe. It was a good thing that he didn't suffer from Wally Pipp Syndrome when he was injured, nor did his deputies did such a great job that he could be replaced.

Sesame Street Double Play 

A baseball double play featuring the pitcher (1) throwing to the catcher (2) to get the runner coming home and save a run scored, then throwing to the first-baseman (3) to get the batter moving towards first base.
The Yankees got out of a potential Grand Slam situation with a Sesame Street Double Play to end the 6th inning against Arizona Diamondbacks.
An paramedic and emergency medical staff term informing that a patient is suffering/has suffered cardiac arrest, and needs urgent attention once they arrive at hospital.
(Ambulance ) 833 to dispatch, we are standing down. The male patient at Newcastle (Australia) is confirmed code 4 (deceased)after a code 2.
Code 2 by brockhoward March 22, 2019

iPhone 4S 

The supposed iPhone 5. Apple decided to change the name to iPhone 4S to render counterfeit phones useless.

Ironically and tragically, Steve Jobs, the influential co-founder of Apple passed away a day after its release, so it is now defined as iPhone for Steve
My iPhone 4S is real! Stuff you, you fakes!
iPhone 4S by brockhoward October 6, 2011