bleyer

to bley means to pretend to smoke pot, so a bleyer is a retarded turtle who pretends to smoke pot

-Yo, homie is blazed
-Nah man, he a bleyer

by Mr. High February 4, 2008

Beyers' It

Promoting something that you think works fine, but when others use try, it fails miserably (often causing extremely bad circumstances).

Man, whowever wrote that production Event Viewer Utility Beyers' It. It keeps crashing my computer.

by K-Yar June 11, 2006

The Jordan Breyer

Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.

Do you have some tic tacs? I just did the Jordan Breyer.

by Jordan Breyer May 5, 2011

Bleyerveen

A person of Dutch origin who, by his very own nature, will challenge all that society stands upon with a post-modernist attitude.

Dutchy: I'm not a post modernist...or am I?

by Mannix October 31, 2004

Baby Bitch Breyers

An annoying spoiled bitch who has very strong views on things that they do not know about

John "i think mike should run for office"
Phil " but mike's on crack"
John " well I think he should okay"
Phil " don't be a baby bitch breyers"
John " I guess "

by Crazyneoga November 11, 2012

breyer's delight

The act of gently packing a generous amount of Breyer's Waffle Cone ice cream into your girl friends ass crack, then slowly licking and eating it until she reaches an oblivious orgasm.

Man my old lady literally creamed herself when I gave her a "breyer's delight" last night.

by Dunkin Richards May 8, 2011

Breyers Remorse

The immediate regret one feels when looking at an empty carton from ice cream consumed in fit of binge eating.

Evelyn licked the remaining drops of Rocky Road Ice cream from her spoon when she looked in horror at the empty carton and was filled with Breyers Remorse. The diet begins NOW, she thought.

by IdeamanChicago July 15, 2014