The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.
I decided to be daring and go with the Jordan after No Shave November ended.
by RascalTadpole July 23, 2012
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The Jordan is a horrible STD caused when you sleep with a girl named Jordan, but not any Jordan, no this Jordan is the worst of them all. Known for cheating on you with your friends, and being an all around whore.

The Jordan manifests itself in men who have come into contact with the main carrier, Jordan herself. You know you have 'The Jordan' when you experience very severe twitching and swelling in the groin area.

Ladies aren't safe either, even being in the presence of Jordan will give you the disease instantly.

This STD is worse than AIDS.
Oh dude, you totally have the Jordan.
by Doom 'n' Shroom July 8, 2010
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The one that got away. He is the one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. Though quiet, he tends to make an impression. With his sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, he's hard to forget. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by PenjBanxtons May 20, 2023
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Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!
'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'
by AJPPPPP August 20, 2011
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A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.
Can you believe that birdie he made on the 18th hole to win?? He's totally The Jordan of Golf.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee October 1, 2015
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Jordan is a beatiful boy usally with dark brown or black hair and brown eyes. When you first meet a Jordan he will seem vary standoffish. But once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be loved him self. Once you see a Jordan you can't help but smile. Jordan's are also very attractive and stylish
Wow who's that guy over their?

Ohh that a Jordan
by Jordan Lover March 16, 2013
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A boy unlike any other. One you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the boy you'd die for. You look at him, and your heart will just.. melt. Everything you thought you knew about 'love' changes into something you never could have imagined because of this boy. Once you were broken, and now you are fixed. You can almost feel the emotion in his texts, you can HEAR the truth in his words, you can listen to the rhythmic sounds of love in every single one of his heart beats. You'll want to marry this boy. I promise you. His smile could make the strongest of hearts melt. His laugh could give you so many butterflies that they'll fill your entire stomach and send them flying out of your toes. You'll instantly fall in love with him. Nothing else matters but him. Your head is filled with thoughts of him. Everything reminds you of him. A minute feels like a lifetime with him not around. The memories with a Jordan could pierce the soul. You could never bring yourself to leave him. Never. No matter what he did, when you know that you're all his.. it doesn't ever matter. You spend days with him, and when he leaves, it feels as though it's been 5 minutes. You feel like, in order to feel whole, you need to be around him. To see those amazing eyes and have him hold you in his arms. You love him. You love him always.. Having a Jordan in your life is not always a privilege, but the one i have is surely #1, and i never want to lose my Jordan.
Me: Having Jordan Kresen in my life is an absolute blessing!
The rest of the world: totes.
by el0ra November 18, 2012
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