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My black heart bleeds for you 

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.
"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.
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Bledsaw by Bledsaw October 17, 2008

if it bleeds it leads

basically means that the media loves violence. television, radio, and film will for the most part have much higher ratings if it's about a bunch of people getting murdered rather than something nice, like somebody saving a cat from a tree. ultimately, it's a statement about america's fascination with violence.
Johnny: you watch the news today? it was awesome, 500 people got their heads chopped off!

Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.

If it bleeds, we can kill it 

Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.

Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.
Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.

(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

anger bleeds 

When you get so angry, you summon the demon known as your period. This, in return, makes you more angry so you lose your cool in Walmart, and then a Walmart employee apologizes for your shitty day. To avoid the anger bleeds, smoke a fuckton of weed.
Rae: I was so pissed that I started my period

Brooke:you done got the anger bleeds.

Rae:Hold me
anger bleeds by Rae$ April 6, 2017

main bleds

A term used to describe a male/female relationship that is entirely non intimate, usually because they enjoy anothers company but have no physical attraction to one another, they are involved in other romantic relationships or, one finds the other attractive and the other is just being polite. A main bled can expect the negative aspects of a romantic relationship, i.e having to go shopping, emotional baggage or attending sporting events, without the sexual gratification. Main Bleds are the opposite of Friends With Benefits.
Example A
Dude 1 - Hey, you and Sarah are pretty close, are you friends with benefits?

Dude 2- Nah, we're just Main Bleds

Dude 1- Oh, sorry to hear it

Example B

Dude - Hey, fancy going for a drink later?

Chick - Erm, you're not really my type, we could be main bleds?

Dude - I'll pass.
main bleds by Kyle891 June 15, 2008