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Squirts out juices from the bledatory gland in the anal system.
I'm gonna fuck you up the butt hole until it bleads.
Bleads by Nubcakes4me March 28, 2009
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Average Mardin Kurds who get their asshole fucked every day
Bleads gave an asshole to 8 Mardin Kekos today
Bleads by Slaxen June 30, 2024
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Saber's beads 

(Astronomy) Necklace of staggered brightness peaks seen on extremely young or old moon crescents. (Astrology) Moon phase symbolizing increased perspective and open-mindedness.
Through binoculars we saw the broken arc of Saber's beads along the thin lunar crescent.
Saber's beads by infoserver March 9, 2019

My black heart bleeds for you 

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.
"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.

nice beads 

A phrase said to one who possesses beads that are of great quality. Can also be used to instantly roast anybody.
David: Why don’t you eat the watermelon?
Grant: Because I don’t like the seeds.
David: nice beads
Grant: k guess i’ll just go jump in the pool
David: cool
nice beads by Cooldidntask October 5, 2018

Breadsexual 

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory by Cpumaster February 12, 2015
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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