blenchkin

receiving oral sex while bench pressing

dude when I was working out I totally got a blenchkin by a really hot chick or possibly a guy

by nvndk April 21, 2006

blanchin

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy

1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now

by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019

Bronchkin

A word to describe a young bro kid, usually under the age of 16. It combines "Bro" and "Munchkin."

Wade: See that little faggot bro kid over there on his huffy?

John: Total Bronchkin.

by wad3 September 27, 2009

Benchinator

A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.

They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!

Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!

Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....

by s_k123 May 14, 2015

benching

Benching is when you start dating someone you think is nice and who has potential, but you're not crazy about them. You don't know wether to keep dating them, or dump them and move on to the next one. This is where benching happens; instead of going for either of the above polarized options, you put your date in your mental 'maybe' folder and 'bench them' so you date around to see what else is out there.

Sarah: How's your dating life going, Jill, weren't you seeing that guy Jack?
Jill: Yeah I am, sort of. He's just ok, so I've been benching him and dating around more.

John: Hey Jack, how are things going with that girl Jill you're dating?
Jack: Idk man, I know she's seeing other guys, and I think I've been benched.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 22, 2017

Blanchin'

To live a luxurious lifestyle with a partner or spouse

Tommy: So, hows your relationship with Becca?

Big D: It's great! We started Blanchin' about a week ago.

by Yolozozo March 28, 2015

anal bleaching

Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.

The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.

Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.

The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.

When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.

This last observation puzzled Canula.

by Luigi the real one stop stealing my name May 3, 2006