bleated

When your dipshit friend tries to spell belated...

Happy bleated birthday joe!!!!!

by Zaaboomafu December 20, 2017

bleat

meeehhhhrr yip to get high on psychadelics and bleat on....

javier was bleating all night he was so high he crawled on the floor moaning "yip... meeerhhh"

by foxy July 28, 2003

Bleat

An action in which one person pokes the ear cavities of another person.

I was walking to the supermarket to get some Nutella until somebody bleated me.

by Tenacious Tenor September 14, 2014

bleating

When the male recieving a blowjob is beaten senseless right before he's about to climax

After Joseph and Vivian met on craigslist, a few large men she had trained and hired popped out and beat Joseph senseless during the sensual oral pleasure that Vivian was providing for Joseph; they were bleating.

by Sillygurl123 November 19, 2017

bleat

The sound that l33ts make while playing online games. Usually screamed over a microphone system (if implemented) to annoy all others playing.

:: A gameplayer has just done something of importance in a game :: "BlyeeaaaaaaayyyyT!"

by Remy November 23, 2003

bleat

The sound MISSA (aka Mel) makes when she has sex with a black guy

Missa sure did BLEAT all night with that black penis

by --- May 30, 2003

nose bleat

a muffled laugh that comes though the nose; typically caused by the attempted suppression of laughter aimed at someone else

When Tony walked out of the bathroom with his shirt tail hanging out of his fly, I tried to hold it in; but let out a nose bleat.

by J. T. Morgan June 28, 2007