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-To have your mind altered by marijuana and meth-amphetamine.
ey whats up man,What are you doing??

Im Bleaked!!

What!?

Ya blown and tweaked!!
bleaked by Michael Rurka May 2, 2011
Words you can keep
when someone is so ugly and down bad you want to choke slam them and theyre stupid treesh girlfriend
bowen slingluff is lookin fuckin bleaked gahhdamnn nigga LMAO
Bleaked by Eugeneeee March 4, 2021
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bleaked out 

a term that means drinking an abundant amount of alcohol causing you to pee your pants and as embarrassing as this sounds you don't even know it and you laugh hysterically
"yo dude you hear about finch at Sara's party last week "

"nah dude what happened"

"he bleaked out in front of ever body so they kicked him out"

"haha what a loser"
A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.
I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !
Blakedout by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011
Bloaked means the feeling of excitement you experience for a future event, or activity, whilst under the influence of cannabis.
I am so bloaked for this food, I can’t wait to go home and eat it.
Bloaked by Yanz Middleman March 17, 2019
A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.
"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"
Bleaken by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Fish-Beaked Prick 

A real asshole. Someone who is SUCH a prick, calling them a prick just isn't enough.
My dad told me I was grounded for downloading gay porn on his computer, whatta fish-beaked prick!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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