Blated
Words you can keep
blarted on the job
When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
Bloated Violin
A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012
Get blasted!
a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"
blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010
turtle blazed
The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.
turtle blazed by A.lbert January 19, 2009
blazed
blazed by ihaveissues November 15, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.