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blawnde maumant 

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment
I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.
blawnde maumant by blawndie October 18, 2011
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When one has been abandoned by their team mates or when their team mates join the opposing team
He was blained by his team mates every time he played
Blained by Maddness March 13, 2015
to get absolutley hammered, and not remember what you did in the morning, but find out through your freinds mocking you.
mate steve got totaly blained last night
blained by ghaskjdlf;mdfg May 31, 2011
A bastardization of the word prawned/pwned/powned/owned. Basically meaning the same as every other MMORPG slang word, to kill or "beat down" extremly well.
Player 2-I just got brawned by player 1
Player 1-GF you fucking neeb irl tbh.
Brawned by I r love penis June 16, 2008

Just Blained 

When having a conversation with somebody and someone states something so fucking asinine it completely derails all forms of thought by all parties involved.
John: So what is the definition of a Fish Hook?
Jordan: It's when people were fishing off the docks near the Boston Tea Party and they saw the British coming toward them so they decided to Teaspoon Leg it out of there and get a hooked finger in their mouths.
Miles: Whaaaaaaa....
Adam: O.o
John: You.. You just Blained this entire fucking show.
Jordan: You're welcome.
Just Blained by McGreybush January 2, 2015
A term mostly used in video games (halo 3). To no scope somebody in the face or to shoot beatdown someone quickly. Used by most MLG pro's.
Get blained you random. Wow, walshy just got blained to the face. Kenny just blained me so hard! This random T2 is trying to blain me
Blained by Battle Riffle April 13, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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