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When a female gives you rough oral sex and you wake up in the morning to find that your penis has marks or bruises on it.

This word is a combination of "blow" and "owned".
Person 1-
I was with this girl from work last night. We both got pretty drunk, we started making out, and then she went down on me. It was one of the most painful blowjobs ever. Teeth, too rough, etc. Now this morning I woke up and checked out my pen0r and its like black and blue around the tip, badly bruised.

person 2-
You got blowned.
blowned by apples@totse May 30, 2006
variation of owned or own3d pertaining specifically to machines; totally, permanently, completely, fucked.

a combination of owned(destroyed) and blown (as in blown-up.)

see also fubar
"dude, your ride got blowned."

"dude, i ran it out of oil."

"dude."
blowned by dave cole April 13, 2005

Antonio browned 

The act of getting Spartan kicked or drop kicked by someone to the ground at full force.
Bob: this girls tits were popping out of class today bro!
Max: pics or it didn't happen
Bob: If I took a picture she would've Antonio browned me!
Antonio browned by Saints4life September 8, 2014

Full Blowner 

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.
"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"
Full Blowner by hollywoody November 5, 2009

Chester-Browned

Verb

To be publicly exposed as a rapist and publically shamed.
originating in the campaign against rape and sexual assault at Mt. San Antonio College (Mt. SAC) by supporters of Aarefah Mosavi, who was raped and sexually assaulted by co-worker and student Chester Brown on the campus farm in 2013. Aarefah spoke publicly, naming Chester Brown as the rapist, going on record with a detailed description of Brown's rape of her. Supporters hung up Chester Brown's picture and name across the campus, hundreds of students protested and marched to demand his removal, ultimately succeeding in forcing him to leave Mt. SAC.
Rapists beware, you will be Chester-Browned.

Whoah! He just got Chester-Browned!
Chester-Browned by gwbfhe August 10, 2018
A word to describe something to be awesome, sweet, gnarly, anything that is cool at the time.
Did you go to that concert last night? That shit was blowndt!
Blowndt by RickyTRucksak July 5, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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