blasfored

A person named dyllan who is a dumbass bitch and has an iPhone 6 and airpods he constantly makes fun of Chris and smacked his head is this a sign of dominance or jealously

Gael is so cool and not a blasfored

by SteezyBrezzy August 19, 2019

Going Blanford

the process by which one removes feces with a makeshift device from an appropriate receptacle and forces it into a receptacle not suited for human waste removal

I was grateful the public bathroom had a window, otherwise I was planning on Going Blanford.

by Sink_Violator January 7, 2010

blastered

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...

After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

by Only The Chronic June 3, 2008

Basford-Day

Basford-Day is the expression for having an extremely lazy day.
Most notably the day we will be spent in bed (Only wearing boxer shorts / underwear) watching star wars, films, playing computer games (most notably simulator games) other internet videos on a laptop while just laying there in your pit.

Guy One - What have you been up to today?
Guy Two - Absolutely Nothing
Guy One - Had a Basford-Day then?
Guy Two - Yeah

by TheBDog84 August 29, 2013

Blasfamed

Blasfamed

transitive verb: blasfame, blasfaming

1. When you're a fucking idiot Jehovah's Witness.

2. See 1.

Holy Jesus! Those MSNBC people really blasfamed us when they told the truth on national TV about us covering up for child molesters.

by sooner7nc December 18, 2012

Blascoed

(blasco)

To use a person by allowing them to think you have a relationship and are in love with them.

Also combined with denying the relationship after the fact.

"Dude, Madi totally blascoed me...."

"I'm gonna blasco this guy."

by WeveBeenBlascoed March 28, 2015

Blastered

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe

Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!

by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019