Blascoed

(blasco)

To use a person by allowing them to think you have a relationship and are in love with them.

Also combined with denying the relationship after the fact.

"Dude, Madi totally blascoed me...."

"I'm gonna blasco this guy."

Blascoed by WeveBeenBlascoed March 28, 2015

Blasched It! 

Can be used as a noun or a verb. To Blasch is to excel to the highest standard in any and all forms. When a Blasch is achieved it is proceeded with a fist pump to gain favor and recognition with the trans dimensional multiverse. Blasching it requires years of patience and precision, a feat that is rarely achieved.

Blasched It!
I won this (Insert Prize) because I Blasched It!
You have completed a task to a previously unknown standard, you can now declare that you Blasched It!

Blasched It! by Because its funny January 23, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016