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Blartsexual

When you are only attracted to Paul Blart. No other females or male. Only lil paulie
Ty1: Dude Amy is so hot!

Ty2: Nah sorry man, im a Blartsexual
by egwhqyu7ghfre7 October 27, 2019
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Barsexual

A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.
A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking.

A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.
by T. September 6, 2005
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barosexual

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4
Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual
by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013
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barsexual

A heterosexual girl or woman who partakes in any sort of sexual or promiscuous activity with another female to get attention from males. This usually takes the form of making out, and to a lesser extent, grinding or dry humping with another female.

This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.

The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.
Dude 1: Oh shit, check out those lesbos making out bro!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!
by McLovin_You're_a_Faggle March 26, 2008
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batsexual

A deep love of Batman, and those that also love Batman.

Regardless of sexual preference, all batsexuals are tolerant of each other, and when coming across a fellow batsexual, a series of "DUDE!"s and high-fives ensue.

Batsexuality can lead to many great friendships, or relationships.
1. When Hank and Charlie met at the party, it was awkward until they discovered they were both batsexuals. The rest of the night was spent arguing about who was a better Caped Crusader; George Clooney or Christian Bale.

2. The other night, I hosted a six hour long movie marathon with all of my batsexual friends.
by alexandralto August 18, 2011
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Barsexuality

When you are at a bar, and after drinking your sexual orientation changes.
Jen-so after a couple shots of vodka I started to make out with melissa

Dan- Oh, so you had a Barsexuality change
by Danmanzim August 5, 2009
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blasexual

where you are attracted to a person of any gender expression that has a female mind
blay-sexual
“hi i’m blasexual”
by blake4439 October 14, 2019
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