blankz

1) An employee in mid level management who has little or no purpose
2) An employee with little or no purpose in mid level management

"Hey what's he do here anyway?" "I dunno, he's a blankz"

by hoospank February 27, 2003

blankz

1. A person who takes credit for someone’s work, but does nothing himself

2. A known subjugator of a cow and donkey

Also see: Ponbigi

I can’t believe you pulled a blankz on me!

by safeway February 24, 2003

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

skank blanket

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011

nut blanket

This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.

Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!

by Epididymitis May 15, 2018