bland bitch

A female or male that does or says something rude or disrespectful in a bland, deflating humorous manner for joking and comedic purposes.

Abby: “You better not be talking to your dumbass gross ass girlfriend”
Emily: “She may be a dumbass but shes smarter then you”
Abby: “Emily Ritchardson you’re a bland bitch”

by Nip nip February 21, 2018

bland bitch

A bitch that is bland as hell and does something rude

“Emily riTchardson is a bland bitch”

by Nip nip May 7, 2018

Vegemite bland bitch

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.

Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch

by DW's July 11, 2016

band bitch

One who will do pretty much anything for their marching band. Usually, but not always a drum major or color guard captain, most of the time forced into "helping out" (such as opening doors, handing out drill sheets and/or schedules, demostrating proper marching technique, etc.) by the band director. Sometimes they come in the form of aspiring drum majors or color guard captains, hoping to butter up to the director.

"Hey why is Mary handing out all those band schedules?"
"Well, she wants to be a drum major. She could be next year-she's already a band bitch."

by fastencollective August 26, 2007

brand bitch

A slave to brand name, high-end, luxury clothing.

Phil is such a brand bitch. He won't wear a suit unless it's Hugo Boss or Armani.

by cherryblossom September 13, 2007

Band Bitch

An indispensable member for any musical group, the Band Bitch is essentially the Pit Crew or Water Boy for a band. Without this selfless individual, the band would not have basic human needs met like hydration and nutrition. Good Band Bitches have an empathic quality that allows them to sense the needs of the band before they vocalize them. Rarely receiving monetary compensation, Band Bitches do things like running errands, taking photographs, collecting the band's tips or retrieving sustenance for the band out of a love for the music, the members or a particular member. Often, Band Bitches are or become romantic interests of a band member because the member realizes what a benefit it is to have such a selfless, helpful individual be your friend, lover and family. People of any age, sex or sexual orientation can be Band Bitches.

"I dedicate this Grammy to my Band Bitch- without his support this would have never been possible!"

by The DTrain December 9, 2008

band bitch

A volunteer slave. Someone, male or female, who will do anything for the band for free just to hang out and be near them: tote equipment, wash thier car/laundry, babysit, walk and feed the dog, head off unwanted visitors, go out and bring back fast food/condoms/beer, fill out paperwork. The female version likes to make it very clear they are not there to sleep with band.

Band bitch mottos: "WE ARE NOT GROUPIES!!! We're Band- Aids. We are devoted fans. We're here to support the band. We do it for the music."

Has a false sense of superiority over groupies and those who are in the business for the money.

"Tommy got the band bitch to distract the photographer for him. She didn't know he was sneaking out to be with that other girl."

by so42gob4dawn August 2, 2006