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Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.
Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.

Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.
by Johnny Mo November 08, 2006
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