blahna 

an extremely boring girl who has nothing interesting to say; a very uncharismatic female, not intriguing in the slightest

A. So i went out for coffee with that new girl again.
B. Oh man, how can you stand her, she is such a blahna.

blahna by erik anderson March 16, 2008

Jason Blaha 

A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."

While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.

Wow, Jason Blaha is sure getting fat!

Jason Blaha by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016

Blahaj 

A shark plushie made out of pure love found in IKEA, meaning "blue shark". Comes in two huggable sizes.

Blahaj is love, Blahaj is life. Praised be the Blahajar.

Blahaj by Poatto October 18, 2022

Manolo Blahnik 

Spanish shoe designer who soared to popularity after the debut of Sex and the City, but has soled the feet of the wealthy for decades prior. His name is commonly mentioned in rap lyrics and glorified by the culture of excess, and he is accredited with pioneering the infamous Timberland stiletto boot craze. His handmade, expensive shoes bearing his name are largely considered the eptiome of luxury and chic by the fashion cognoscenti. The shoes themselves can also be referred to as "Manolos" or "Blahniks" for short.

Those Blahniks are fierce, girl.

Manolo Blahnik by redgyul September 21, 2004

George Blaha 

The announcer for the Detroit Pistons. Simply put, he is the god damn man.

Did you hear that George Blaha had a threesome with the Automotion girls?

George Blaha by Diggityisrad December 23, 2010

blahaj 

Plush shark made by IKEA. very soft and cuddly.

With my blahaj i can sleep better :)

blahaj by aik0_02 April 30, 2021

blahnilla 

Blahnilla means basic or boring
It was created during a Scott Frenzel livestream on May 19 2023

Stacey’s outfit is so blahnilla

blahnilla by Imjustnat May 19, 2023