Blahaj
A shark plushie made out of pure love found in IKEA, meaning "blue shark". Comes in two huggable sizes.
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blahaj
the most beautiful thing to over be created on our planet. also commonly known as "the Ikea shark". blahaj is also an icon for the trans community
trans-person a: I JUST GOT A BLAHAJ
trans-person b: CONGRATS! YOU ARE NOW ONE OF US
cis person: what are you guys talking about?
trans-people a and b: *shaking their heads*... disgracefull
trans-person b: CONGRATS! YOU ARE NOW ONE OF US
cis person: what are you guys talking about?
trans-people a and b: *shaking their heads*... disgracefull
blahaj by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
blahaj
shark plushie from ikea (blahaj = blue shark) that is an icon within the trans/LGBTQIA+ community. is very cuddly and fluffy, and he is love and he is life. yes, i am writing this with my blahaj in my arms :D
common nicknames include shonk, haj, smolhaj (for the smaller varient), and probably many more.
common nicknames include shonk, haj, smolhaj (for the smaller varient), and probably many more.
me: “my blahaj only arrived on thursday (feb. 2nd) but he is already the greatest thing ever. he has gone on a car ride buckled in, helped me with homework AND eaten ice, chocolate cake and cheesy rice crackers. i do not need anything else. he is best shonk.”
blahaj by monkeymoo ✨ February 4, 2023