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the act of discharging snot, saliva, and cud, often bloody and violent, out of the nose and mouth during the joint acts of sneezing and laughing. This act often accompanies a fart, called a symphart.
Michael's head cold was a poor accompaniment to the Marx Brothers festival as he blaha'd balls of cud from his oral cavities.
blaha'd by Chiggers Dudley April 11, 2008
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to acquire such a severe state of mental numbness that one feels as though one has been had.
Michael used to be such a cool guy. But since he moved to Taos he's been jobless and watches TV all day long. He totally has given up on life. It's almost like he's a zombie. He's like totally Blaha'd now.
blaha'd by Bigby Suvins April 11, 2008
to be intensely high on a lower-class drug; eg. marijuana
"I was braha'd as hell last night at the cabin bro."
"Bro... SAME!"
braha'd by Silograndma August 7, 2017

blah day 

usually referring to school, its a day where everything happens without any excitement. usual routine occurs. everyone seems like they are kind of out of it and you don't realize how you ended up in certain places
"today was such a blah day"`
blah day by shmiegal February 28, 2007

Blah-Donka-Donk 

A random middle aged big booty hoe you could’ve done without smashing
I met this lady last night, I was semi bored and tired but she had a donk so, ya know she was a blah-Donka-donk
Blah-Donka-Donk by Sh/It May 27, 2025

blah blah blah and a dance dance dance 

a phrase used to fill in space where you do not desire to go into detail during the telling of a story.
We went to Matt's house and played XBOX and that went on with a blah blah blah and a dance dance dance until Carmen arrived. Then it began to heat up.

blah-feeling coffee-drinking 

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.
I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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