baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.
Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)
by WhtRhino January 19, 2009
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baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle
Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF
by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013
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baffle

alcoholic hermit, homosexual character, approach with extreme care he is armed with a vb tinnie
i went out last night and got baffled
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
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baffl

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Eva is my BAFFL
by Bloody Albo April 26, 2015
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baffling

It was baffling to see goody two shoes Susie dress like a skanky whore to school.
by slushxlush August 28, 2006
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baffled

When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).
by Codecold January 20, 2008
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Baffled

To be hit with wiffle bats
Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.
by Bigginsworth December 18, 2012
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