blaffle

When someone suffers from a blue waffle and diarrhea at the same time, thus creating a stew of puss, liquid poo, and blue-stained labia.

Nah son, you don't wanna go down there. I've got a blaffle situation going on and it looks like Aleppo.

by Echowood January 29, 2019

Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.

“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”

by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024