blaffle

When someone suffers from a blue waffle and diarrhea at the same time, thus creating a stew of puss, liquid poo, and blue-stained labia.

Nah son, you don't wanna go down there. I've got a blaffle situation going on and it looks like Aleppo.

by Echowood January 29, 2019

Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.

“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”

by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

bafflement

confusing or puzzling.

He was in complete bafflement over who this new girl was trying to be.

by Morgan T November 10, 2006

Baffletility

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'

In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.

by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013

Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

by WhtRhino January 19, 2009