baff

v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.

She enjoys a good baffing.

by spaggler April 30, 2004

baff

shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.

jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book

dan- walks into door
jake- baff!

by smeggybaff August 15, 2012

baff

Murdoc's favorite thing and a meme

Murdoc:THE BAFF!!

by Stuart / 2D June 22, 2018

baff

to get nicotine high usually off of e-cigs.

aye bro you wanna go get baffed in the bathroom next period? i got 36% nicotine in this.

by smyle May 15, 2014

baff

a term used to describe the act of farting

did you just baff?

do you sometimes baff in the bath?

by Fizzer January 02, 2009

baff

verb - to baff
as in 'to baff one out'

1. the act of masturbation
2. the act of ejaculation, usually on someone or something

see also: wank, cum

'Hang on a minute, I'm gonna go baff one out'
'I baffed one out on her last night'

by Zakini January 24, 2008

baff

a nice bum on a girl

i like your baff

by Anonymous September 18, 2003