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Black Tears 

When you gag while giving a man head and your mascara runs when your eyes get watery.
She was sucking my dick last night and turned up to look at me crying those black tears.
Black Tears by rahrahuhuh February 26, 2011

Black tears 

The mix of cum and mascara that occurs when a man ejaculates onto a woman's face.
Angel came on Chantelle's face so much that black tears were streaming down her cheeks.
Black tears by Funguy5102 September 18, 2016

Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.
Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage

blackbear 

Mat Musto, or better known as blackbear, is an american hip-hop recording artist, singer-songwriter, and record producer from Los Angelis California. He is associated with G-eazy, Mike Posner, Mod Sun, and (sadly) Jacob Sartorius. Bear is best known for his two songs 'Idfc' and 'Dirty Laundry' off album Deadroses. He's all in all a great person. he's beautiful and knows what true talent is. he's the most talented upcoming artist out there.
girl: "i'm in love with everything blackbear does. have you heard his most recent album, digital druglord ?"

friend: "well, duh. it's only like- the best album of 2017."
blackbear by modsunbabybear July 7, 2017

Blackbear 

One of the best singers ever. Check his music out if you want. He’s such a genuine person!
Person 1: “wow this is a good song!” Person 2: “I know right?! It’s by Blackbear.”
Blackbear by Jizznica July 30, 2018

lazy blackbeard 

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move
That's one pirate we'll never forget
lazy blackbeard by Chupacabra June 15, 2003