Definitions by Chupacabra

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

Dorkon 

A complete idiot, one that is more of a dork.

That Lobster was such a total dorkon!

Dorkon by Chupacabra November 23, 2003

lazy blackbeard 

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move

That's one pirate we'll never forget

lazy blackbeard by Chupacabra June 15, 2003