blabjob

1. When a man whom continuously talks goes down on a women while still talking.
aka. PBJ

Ex. Kristen said that Chatty Bill gave her a sloppy blabjob last night on Paul's desk

by Mr. Blabs March 14, 2008

Blaujob

Getting a blowjob under a staircase in school

Zyler got a blaujob before the football game

by The Cococrew April 5, 2019

Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

by crash2burn April 4, 2010

blobjob

Upon having sex with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.

Dude, I think Gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.

by Oinkus December 10, 2009

Blobjob

it is when Majestical tells Blobski to give someone a blowjob and Blobski thinks its his own idea

Blobski gave Lindhardt a blobjob

by Majesticalwarbringer April 22, 2022

Blobjob

The act of going down on a lady whilst she is on her period, or blob.

Craig: So what you do with lily last night?
Ben: I totally went down on her
Craig: But she was on her period, you gave her a blobjob?!

by Phil121 October 7, 2009