blobjob

Upon having sex with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.

Dude, I think Gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.

by Oinkus December 10, 2009

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some strange and embarrassing tricks you have to use while dealing with BLOB fields in your database

Moss: "4kb was not enough so i had to do some blobjob there"

by bomberman3k February 14, 2008

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Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

by crash-2-burn April 04, 2010

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To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

by crash2burn April 04, 2010

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it is when Majestical tells Blobski to give someone a blowjob and Blobski thinks its his own idea

Blobski gave Lindhardt a blobjob

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The act of going down on a lady whilst she is on her period, or blob.

Craig: So what you do with lily last night?
Ben: I totally went down on her
Craig: But she was on her period, you gave her a blobjob?!

by Phil121 October 07, 2009

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When you are so drunk and sloppy trying to give a blowjob, but you can only half way do it and give up.

Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.

by Blobjob September 20, 2021

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