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Getting a blowjob under a staircase in school
Zyler got a blaujob before the football game
Blaujob by The Cococrew April 5, 2019
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1. When a man whom continuously talks goes down on a women while still talking.
aka. PBJ
Ex. Kristen said that Chatty Bill gave her a sloppy blabjob last night on Paul's desk
blabjob by Mr. Blabs March 14, 2008
1. When you don't want to move but still need a blow job 2. When the blowjob doesn't meet the performance standards 3. When she doesn't want to move to give you a blowjob.
That was one blahjob. Barely felt anything.
Blahjob by Melolicious March 2, 2015
A slang term for fellatio; alternative to beej or blow job. Used by females to indicate a level of disinterest in fellatio or to create an atmosphere of disinterest in the mind of a male partner.
"Whassa matter baby? Donchu wanna blahjob? You would rather go down on me? Oh, if you insist..."
blahjob by Tilti October 24, 2008
Oral sex as performed on a mans genitalia. can be very pleasing and lead to other sexual acts like ahnal and berginal intercourse.
That slut slurped on my balls and gave me a blayjob before I railed her.
blayjob by ahnal September 15, 2009

Blastjobs 

When a dude cums inside a waterbottle and then squirts it on a girls face.
Dude I gave her blastjobs and it was dripping down her canteloupes
Blastjobs by feenmister April 1, 2011