1. When you don't want to move but still need a blow job 2. When the blowjob doesn't meet the performance standards 3. When she doesn't want to move to give you a blowjob.

That was one blahjob. Barely felt anything.

Blahjob by Melolicious March 2, 2015

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blahjob

A slang term for fellatio; alternative to beej or blow job. Used by females to indicate a level of disinterest in fellatio or to create an atmosphere of disinterest in the mind of a male partner.

"Whassa matter baby? Donchu wanna blahjob? You would rather go down on me? Oh, if you insist..."

blahjob by Tilti October 24, 2008

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blayjob

Oral sex as performed on a mans genitalia. can be very pleasing and lead to other sexual acts like ahnal and berginal intercourse.

That slut slurped on my balls and gave me a blayjob before I railed her.

blayjob by ahnal September 15, 2009

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Blastjobs

When a dude cums inside a waterbottle and then squirts it on a girls face.

Dude I gave her blastjobs and it was dripping down her canteloupes

Blastjobs by feenmister April 1, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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