Blåsjob 

What Mårta does when you drop something.

"Oh, No you dropped something, now I have to give you a blåsjob" -Mårta

Blåsjob by AnarchistSlimeBitch December 1, 2023

Blaujob

Getting a blowjob under a staircase in school

Zyler got a blaujob before the football game

Blaujob by The Cococrew April 5, 2019

blabjob 

1. When a man whom continuously talks goes down on a women while still talking.
aka. PBJ

Ex. Kristen said that Chatty Bill gave her a sloppy blabjob last night on Paul's desk

blabjob by Mr. Blabs March 14, 2008

Blahjob

1. When you don't want to move but still need a blow job 2. When the blowjob doesn't meet the performance standards 3. When she doesn't want to move to give you a blowjob.

That was one blahjob. Barely felt anything.

Blahjob by Melolicious March 2, 2015

blahjob

A slang term for fellatio; alternative to beej or blow job. Used by females to indicate a level of disinterest in fellatio or to create an atmosphere of disinterest in the mind of a male partner.

"Whassa matter baby? Donchu wanna blahjob? You would rather go down on me? Oh, if you insist..."

blahjob by Tilti October 24, 2008

blayjob 

Oral sex as performed on a mans genitalia. can be very pleasing and lead to other sexual acts like ahnal and berginal intercourse.

That slut slurped on my balls and gave me a blayjob before I railed her.

blayjob by ahnal September 15, 2009

Blastjobs 

When a dude cums inside a waterbottle and then squirts it on a girls face.

Dude I gave her blastjobs and it was dripping down her canteloupes

Blastjobs by feenmister April 1, 2011