Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

by crash2burn April 4, 2010

it is when Majestical tells Blobski to give someone a blowjob and Blobski thinks its his own idea

Blobski gave Lindhardt a blobjob

The act of going down on a lady whilst she is on her period, or blob.

Craig: So what you do with lily last night?
Ben: I totally went down on her
Craig: But she was on her period, you gave her a blobjob?!

by Phil121 October 7, 2009

blobjob

Upon having sex with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.

Dude, I think Gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.

by Oinkus December 10, 2009

some strange and embarrassing tricks you have to use while dealing with BLOB fields in your database

Moss: "4kb was not enough so i had to do some blobjob there"

by bomberman3k February 14, 2008

a thicccc blob that was outside of zee’s house waiting for you to chew on his cake😳

me: no homo but lemme chew that ass blobjob basil
blowjob basil: anything for you

by iliketoeatpie123 June 27, 2019