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bizzako by ThexyBeast March 23, 2017
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Francisco Bizzaro 

A phrase used to describe something that is very strange.
"Wow, that sculpture is Francisco Bizzaro!"
Francisco Bizzaro by LBow January 13, 2010
A person who displays erratic, unpredictable, socially awkward behavior. You know that guy that gets drunk and makes the whole crowd feel uncomfortable? You have no idea what he's gonna say, but you stick around because you're half curious, half mortified how people will react.

Inspired by Bizarro-superman's Bizarro-world, but spelled differently due to represent that special someone who is always operating in a different dimension.
A "Bizzaro" at the lunch table at his corporate job: "Hey do you know what the Japanese do with erections?"
Persons B,C,D: "..." (uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro: "They vote, just like us!"
Person B: (looks down at his napkin)
Person C: (fidgets uncomfortably)
Person D: ".....OOH KAY...." (more uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro by jaymongrel April 3, 2011
Formal name of the imperfect clone of Superman in various storylines. Evolved into a prefix used when describing any creature made in this process.
Oh, no! Bizarro is wrecking the Daily Planet. No, wait, that is only Bizarro-Supergirl.
bizzaro by Guy Luthor July 27, 2004

Bizzaro Cassanova 

The guy in your office who spends endless wasted minutes talking to all of his female co- workers who are obviously way out of his league.
That Bizzaro Cassanova thinks his awful game is going to get him a date with Sally this weekend.
Bizzaro Cassanova by CrazyMatt August 25, 2013
When someone is the complete opposite of you but the same in some strange way.
To people may look the same, but have nothing and common and hate each other.
bizzaro by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Bizzaro Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary's evil nemesis. Believed to have telekinetic powers, and a fetish for keyboards.
ZOMG Urban Dictionary, and Bizzaro Urban Dictionary are haveing teh epic battle!!!one!eleven!
Bizzaro Urban Dictionary by Hawx918 December 15, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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