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the white gurlz best black best friend
like livin life without my bizoc is like no cake
bizoc by bizoc April 2, 2008
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bisocial 

when people switch back and forth between talking to real people and being on social media in a social gathering.
after willow said hi to the hostess and friends, she started bisocializing by posting selfies on instagram until she saw someone else she wanted to talk to at the party.
bisocial by christiaanity December 26, 2014
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bizoc bizoch Bizochist bizock Binoculars biochemistry bizo Binocs BIPOC bizong

The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.
Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

Vanilla Bizcotti

A mediocre, but rapidly upcoming artist on various music distribution websites; has unhealthy obsessions with: Ricky Berwick, Bob Ross, Duke Nukem, making yaoi hentai involving himself and Markiplier.
Yo dawg, I started listening to this wack new dude. His name's Vanilla Bizcotti and his beats are dope
Vanilla Bizcotti by dirtyblonde1996 November 27, 2018
A Biocuck is a person who denies useful technology, generally (but not always) in favor of inferior biological methods. Although a large portion of the population claims to love technology, the reality is that the vast majority of people are Biocucks. Biocucks are scared of eating lab grown meat, or letting parents select use gene selection for their children. Both the left-wing and right-wing have Biocucks. More examples of Biocuckoldry include hating renewable energy, hating Elon Musk, not wanting to go to space, being anti-trans, being pro-life, and much more.

There is currently dispute on whether social services are considered Biocuckoldry. One line of thought is that "every-man-for-himself" is an outdated Biocuck mentality. However, the leading opinion is that spending resources on useless biological beings is the true form of Biocuckoldry; biology is useless beyond it's functionality.
Whiny Leftist: "I demand a clean environment, but I don't want Elon Musk to be the one to do it! Also, give me UBI"
Based 2026'r: "Shut the fuck up, you fkn Biocuck."
Pro-lifer: "Haha, owned, leftist Biocuck! You look like a tranny by the way!"
Based 2026'r: "Transphobia isn't cool, you're a Biocuck too."
Biocuck by Based 2026'r November 3, 2020

binocfocals

Really thick lenses on spectical that looks like 1/2 binoculars, and 1/2 bifocals. Thus the term binocfocals.
I feel bad for that kid. He'll never get a date for the prom wearing those binocfocals on his face.
binocfocals by dehubb133 January 2, 2008
Bizachi is another word for bitch, but a bit more PG. Used when referring to friends or schoolmates.
Rachel: What's popping bizachi
Marie: Not much 🅱️
Bizachi by CumKardashian May 2, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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