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A Biocuck is a person who denies useful technology, generally (but not always) in favor of inferior biological methods. Although a large portion of the population claims to love technology, the reality is that the vast majority of people are Biocucks. Biocucks are scared of eating lab grown meat, or letting parents select use gene selection for their children. Both the left-wing and right-wing have Biocucks. More examples of Biocuckoldry include hating renewable energy, hating Elon Musk, not wanting to go to space, being anti-trans, being pro-life, and much more.

There is currently dispute on whether social services are considered Biocuckoldry. One line of thought is that "every-man-for-himself" is an outdated Biocuck mentality. However, the leading opinion is that spending resources on useless biological beings is the true form of Biocuckoldry; biology is useless beyond it's functionality.
Whiny Leftist: "I demand a clean environment, but I don't want Elon Musk to be the one to do it! Also, give me UBI"
Based 2026'r: "Shut the fuck up, you fkn Biocuck."
Pro-lifer: "Haha, owned, leftist Biocuck! You look like a tranny by the way!"
Based 2026'r: "Transphobia isn't cool, you're a Biocuck too."
Biocuck by Based 2026'r November 3, 2020
A parody of the video game bioshock basically a weird nick name.
LOL omg look at that guys biocock!
biocock by Skeetorza September 7, 2007
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a bionary penis or better known as a parody of bioshock
Oh my god did you see that guys biocock?
biocock by namino neitou sama August 28, 2007
May O's large cyborg penis
only a man with living flesh over metal endoskeleton can poses the biocock
biocock by woubulbus October 6, 2021

Biocuckery 

The state of euphoria when one's own biology cuckolds them by making them watch their own cells get pounded.
Complex Regional Pain Syndrome gave her biocuckery, and she enjoyed every minute of it, smiling from ear to ear.
Arnold Schdiuahsdi's penis, also called judgement day
Do you know that in Terminator you can see arnold schdhifasdiasd's juicy biocock
-Jschlatt, 2021
biocock by creepyawman17 November 2, 2021

sodium bicuckonate 

When your pathetically, weak game play creates a hard saltyou compound.
I have achieved a new level of sodium bicuckonate.
sodium bicuckonate by Salty Dan March 25, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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