Definitions by dirtyblonde1996

Vanilla Bizcotti

A mediocre, but rapidly upcoming artist on various music distribution websites; has unhealthy obsessions with: Ricky Berwick, Bob Ross, Duke Nukem, making yaoi hentai involving himself and Markiplier.

Yo dawg, I started listening to this wack new dude. His name's Vanilla Bizcotti and his beats are dope

Vanilla Bizcotti by dirtyblonde1996 November 27, 2018

white rudabega 

When a man cums on a cucumber and shoves it into another man's ass, until it can't be pulled out, forcing 5he receiving man to shit it out.

I never knew that a white rudabega would hurt so much; I don't think I'll sit for a week.

white rudabega by dirtyblonde1996 June 25, 2017

reverse unicorn 

When someone shoves a foreign object into their ass, gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air, then runs around while screaming.

Bro, did you see that chick last night? She pulled a pretty mean reverse unicorn.

reverse unicorn by dirtyblonde1996 June 25, 2017