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happy bitchday 

It's my bestfriend's birthday. Say happy bitchday to her!
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Bitchney 

Something that Britney Spears is commonly called by someone who doesn't like her
Does anyone like Bitchney?
Bitchney by Alicia July 13, 2003

bitchnads 

The female gland that produces the chemical Bitchosterone.

The bitchnads can lie dormant until they inexplicably begin producing massive amounts of Bitchtosterone (see hyper-bitchnads). Bitchtosterone has been know to cause irritability, confusion, and in some cases, mild retardation.
Her bitchnads were enlarged after the football game.
bitchnads by Tubb Z October 7, 2005

bitchnatch 

A newer version of "motherfucker", to be used in a moment of great stress and anguer.
"You just sunk my battleship! Bitchnatch!"
bitchnatch by Patrick Lafontaine November 25, 2004

bitchayss 

the type of guy to let a girl run his life and tell him what to do, he must ask for her permission to do ANYTHING!
Man, Eric is such a bitchayss.
bitchayss by brewrue March 25, 2010

bitchnap 

(noun) : a brief period of sleep that helps to remedy a cranky or bitchy mood, especially during the day

(intransitive verb) : to sleep briefly when one is in a bad mood
(noun): My cranky wife needs a bitchnap.

(intransitive verb): I'm going to bitchnap so that I'm not in such a bad mood when I wake up.
bitchnap by vinnylove October 25, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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