bitchnado

A tornado made up of 3 or more bitches with a max of 50 bitches.

"Holy shit did your here about that bitchnado?"

"Ya, you never see them coming."

by Bitchnado June 22, 2014

bitchnado

When everything is screwing up royally, none of the shit that is going wrong is your fault but you have to deal, and you are so fed up that the next motherfucker who tap dances on your LAST GODDAMN NERVE is about to have a holy Bitchnado of wrath unleashed upon them (possibly for a very minor infraction), you have become a human bitchnado that is about to touch down.

Red alert! You see the way that left eye is twitching You better seek cover or be extra nice right now because that bitchnado is about to touch down! Otherwise, she is gonna tear off your arm and beat you with it till you bleed out.

by Withead May 25, 2018

Disloyal-fool-ass-bitchmade-punk

Term coined by Denzel Washington in "Training Day"
Meaning:
one who is, while at the same time actin disloyal, is also actin bitchmade and like a punk, and is a fool-ass for thinking he gonna get away with it.

Guy 1: Yo, man last night one thing lead to another and i fucked yo girl. But it bros before hoes right?

Guy 2: YOU DISLOYAL-FOOL-ASS-BITCHMADE-PUNK!!! I was gonna propose to her tonight. Now i gotta kill you AND her!!

by grim-reapa May 24, 2009

Bad Bitchaholic

A man that is obsessed with high quality women, dime pieces if you will, and will only associate himself(or herself) with the baddest of bitches.

Guy 1: Tron's got it bad son!
Guy 2: What, herpes?
Guy 1: Nah man, all he does is sweat pretty hoes. He's a bad bitchaholic.

by Kizzythaboss October 24, 2009

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

bitchalong

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.

Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"

by ownagetime March 18, 2008

bitchaloid

A being from the planet bitchalon and thrives off the bitch power

omg becky is such a bitchaloid

by mtruitt January 17, 2016