Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

bitchnado 

When everything is screwing up royally, none of the shit that is going wrong is your fault but you have to deal, and you are so fed up that the next motherfucker who tap dances on your LAST GODDAMN NERVE is about to have a holy Bitchnado of wrath unleashed upon them (possibly for a very minor infraction), you have become a human bitchnado that is about to touch down.
Red alert! You see the way that left eye is twitching You better seek cover or be extra nice right now because that bitchnado is about to touch down! Otherwise, she is gonna tear off your arm and beat you with it till you bleed out.
bitchnado by Withead May 25, 2018

Disloyal-fool-ass-bitchmade-punk 

Term coined by Denzel Washington in "Training Day"
Meaning:
one who is, while at the same time actin disloyal, is also actin bitchmade and like a punk, and is a fool-ass for thinking he gonna get away with it.
Guy 1: Yo, man last night one thing lead to another and i fucked yo girl. But it bros before hoes right?

Guy 2: YOU DISLOYAL-FOOL-ASS-BITCHMADE-PUNK!!! I was gonna propose to her tonight. Now i gotta kill you AND her!!

Bad Bitchaholic 

A man that is obsessed with high quality women, dime pieces if you will, and will only associate himself(or herself) with the baddest of bitches.
Guy 1: Tron's got it bad son!
Guy 2: What, herpes?
Guy 1: Nah man, all he does is sweat pretty hoes. He's a bad bitchaholic.
Bad Bitchaholic by Kizzythaboss October 24, 2009

ass blasting bitchaloid 

Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

bitchalong 

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.
Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"
bitchalong by ownagetime March 18, 2008

bitchaloid

A being from the planet bitchalon and thrives off the bitch power
omg becky is such a bitchaloid
bitchaloid by mtruitt January 17, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Load more