bitchnap

(noun) : a brief period of sleep that helps to remedy a cranky or bitchy mood, especially during the day

(intransitive verb) : to sleep briefly when one is in a bad mood

(noun): My cranky wife needs a bitchnap.

(intransitive verb): I'm going to bitchnap so that I'm not in such a bad mood when I wake up.

by vinnylove October 25, 2010

bitchnap

to kidnap a person you really hate and has bitch like qualities and is not kid like in any way, making kidnap unusable
Past tense: Bitchnapped

Tom-"Tonight, we're gonna bitchnap that freaking slore(slut whore)."
Tim- "Why?"
Tom- "Because she gave you a B."
Tim- "Oh yeah... Fuck that slore!!"

by DatGuyWhoThrowsFruit@Walls May 20, 2011

Bitchaphobia

Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.

Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010

bitchrap

the term used to describe someone who is Vietnamese and submissive. Generally used because Rap is a common name in 'Nam.

That foriegn exchange student is a bitchrap because he does whatever you tell him to.

by #1Stunna' November 23, 2007

bitchapalooza

a gathering of bitches

all of the hoes gathered for their annual bitchapalooza

by john, kim June 30, 2006

bitchap

when unintentional shit goes down and everyone gets all bitchy. this is "mishap"s superior older sister.

"Did you hear what happened with Rachel yesterday in spanish? She was a complete bitch!"
"She got so mad about it, TOTAL bitchap."

by rookh,melissa,&morandi. January 7, 2010

Bitchcapade

When your mom,sister,girlfriend etc. Starts to bitch about something and looks like she will never shut up even though you're doing what they've told you to do.

My mom kept telling me to clean the house and wouldn't shut up even though I was cleaning. She went on a long bitchcapade.

by Bmac. and chris March 13, 2011