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Bitchinidus 

A very common case in females who have just gotten dumped. A female catches bitchinidus when their male partner ends the relationship but still has to be in contact with the ex-male partner. Say they are in a club at school together but no longer in a relationship so they see each other everyday. The female tends to get aggressive by being near the male and starts “bitching” by just looking at his face
Ex-female partner: “just looking at your face makes me want to kill myself”
Ex-male partner: “that’s just the bitchinidus talking”
Bitchinidus by Phys1c May 10, 2024
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Bitchidus 

Used to describe a person that bitch runs in the family and that is now encoded into their gene's.
That motherfucker Jack is always complaining they need to find a cure for the Bitchidus he has so he doesn't get shot like his dad did.
Bitchidus by tps32 March 10, 2008

Bitchinitis

A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.
I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.
Bitchinitis by Kirkland Water December 12, 2010

Bitchicidous 

A common disease in this generation of people.
Pronounced: (Bitch-i-si-dus)

Symptoms:
Wagging School for no reason
calling sick days for no reason
bitching about a tiny injury (scratched knee)
bitching about a little cold
being a bitch in general
Wade: Doctor whats wrong with me? I'm so sick I feel like im dying.
Doctor: You have the common cold and a severe case of bitchicidous, I recommend you take this concrete pill and harden the fuck up.
Bitchicidous by Doctor Wasabi June 20, 2011

Bitchinitis

A serious disease that everyone catches now and again. An individual who has contracted Bitchinitis is generally unwilling to perform an action and often times makes excuses about why he/she cannot do something. The list of excuses can go on and on, but at the core, their lack of apathy is what results in nothing getting done. This disease is very contagious, spreading like wildfire to neighboring persons. Some individuals seem to be more susceptible to Bitchinitis than others, with the intensity and duration varying from person to person.
Person A: "Hey man, do you want to go for a run later on?"
Person B: "Nah. I don't really feel like going for a run. It's so hot out and I'm really tired. Plus, all of my clothes are dirty and I think I sprained my arm yesterday. I just know that it's not going to workout."
Person A: "Are you sure about all those things? To me you just sound like you have a case of Bitchinitis."
Bitchinitis by Reap4u March 27, 2015

bitchinitus

* Someone who plays Fortnite or any pussy game.

*Is unable to pull woman
* Chance of being gay and not knowing it.
Bob has bitchinitus from playing Fortnite.
bitchinitus by exasy_ June 30, 2023

Bitchinitis

Nick Quercia
Nick Quercia has bitchinitis
Bitchinitis by Tripoded3 April 28, 2015
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