BITCHCLOWN 

BITCHCLOWN - or bitchclown is a word for a person that is stuck between a bitch and an assclown. It is also used when you are so mad that you can't choose between the words.

The word bitchclown can also give you a special feeling of self fufillment when you say it. It is noted that it will roll off the tongue with a bitchclowny finesse.

"Yo BITCHCLOWN! Shut the FUCK up!" said the angry man at the movie theatre.

BITCHCLOWN by Rod_and_Car June 30, 2009

bitchclown 

One who tries to be an asshole and really sucks at it.

"Yo, bitchclown, BACK DA FUCK UP!"

bitchclown by paco_w July 16, 2008

Bitchcoin 

When a woman relies on guys to buy her drinks

"Lol, hey, so, I'm gonna pay in Bitchcoin. Who wants to buy me a drink?

Bitchcoin by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

bitchalong 

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.

Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"

bitchalong by ownagetime March 18, 2008

bitchowned 

A further degree of being owned.

Ares is bitchowned by TribalWar.

bitchowned by Brass October 20, 2003

BitchCon

The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.

"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."

"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."

BitchCon by Margaret C. January 7, 2009

Bitchdown 

Generally when someone has been "bitching you out" and you counter them.

I brought the bitchdown to that chick!

Bitchdown by Soyokaze October 30, 2008