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BitchCon

The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.
"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."

"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."
by Margaret C. January 7, 2009
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Bitchcoin

When a woman relies on guys to buy her drinks
"Lol, hey, so, I'm gonna pay in Bitchcoin. Who wants to buy me a drink?
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Bitchbonic Plague

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.
Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.
by Ilikepointsettias April 25, 2016
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Bitchzone

The guys version of the friendzone.

If your crush suddenly put's you in the friendzone, put her in the bitchzone!
You: Damn, this girl suddenly decided to put me in the friendzone!
Your bro: Don't care about that! Put her in the bitchzone and hunt for someone else!
by Bro2k January 1, 2012
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bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."
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Bitchcunt

Similar to pussycunt it is mostly referred to males. A bitchcunt is someone that talks themselves up, but are usually the first to run from a fight, the jacks or any other threatening situation.
Dude 1: Where's Con?
Dude 2: He bailed as soon as the shit hit the fan.
Dude 1: What a bitchcunt...
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 14, 2008
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Bitchmont

A school of girls who are stuck up, and lack sportsmanship
That girl looks like she is from Bitchmont
by croontrigger June 14, 2018
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