BitchCon

Name: BitchCon Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.

"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."

"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."

BitchCon by Margaret C. January 7, 2009

Get the BitchCon mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Bitchcoin

When a woman relies on guys to buy her drinks

"Lol, hey, so, I'm gonna pay in Bitchcoin. Who wants to buy me a drink?

Bitchcoin by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Get the Bitchcoin mug.

Related Words

BitchCon • Bitch-Conniption • bitch controller • bitchcunt • bitchcoin • Bitchionary • bitchcoat • bitchcore • Bitchcuntslutwhore • bitchmonster

Bitchbonic Plague

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.

Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.

Bitchbonic Plague by Ilikepointsettias April 25, 2016

Get the Bitchbonic Plague mug.

Bitchzone

The guys version of the friendzone.

If your crush suddenly put's you in the friendzone, put her in the bitchzone!

You: Damn, this girl suddenly decided to put me in the friendzone!
Your bro: Don't care about that! Put her in the bitchzone and hunt for someone else!

Bitchzone by Bro2k January 1, 2012

Get the Bitchzone mug.

bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.

"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."

bitchmonkey by I have an answer for everything January 6, 2005

Get the bitchmonkey mug.

Bitchcunt

Similar to pussycunt it is mostly referred to males. A bitchcunt is someone that talks themselves up, but are usually the first to run from a fight, the jacks or any other threatening situation.

Dude 1: Where's Con?
Dude 2: He bailed as soon as the shit hit the fan.
Dude 1: What a bitchcunt...

Bitchcunt by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 14, 2008

Get the Bitchcunt mug.

Bitchmont

A school of girls who are stuck up, and lack sportsmanship

That girl looks like she is from Bitchmont

Bitchmont by croontrigger June 14, 2018

Get the Bitchmont mug.

Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Get the Frothability mug.

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

Get the Soul digger mug.

pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

Word of the Day on November 10, 2026

Get the pod person mug.

dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

Get the dead drop mug.

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

Word of the Day on November 8, 2026

Get the No Surprises Wedding mug.

ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

Word of the Day on November 7, 2026

Get the ulzzang mug.