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When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"
Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit
Bitchcard by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

Bitchard 

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.
Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"
Bitchard by xAliwali September 26, 2010

Bitchballs 

When a woman does something that takes a lot of courage to do
Wow, Jenny just slapped that guy, she's got some real Bitchballs!

Can also be used as a swear word, Ah, Bitchballs! I just smashed my finger!
Bitchballs by Electrowelder May 12, 2012

bitchbag 

a bag of bitches; often used as an insult
Hey Laura, tell Caitlin to stop being such a bitchbag.
bitchbag by whit_elm October 7, 2005

Bitchanary 

1) An extremely long list of insulting names towards woman.

2) A list of woman who are horribly and utterly bitches.
Guy One: Dude, that chick is a huge skankatron.
Guy Two: Nice,add that word to the bitchanary.

Guy One: God Alexx just cheated on me again.
Guy Two: Add that skank to the bitchanary.
Bitchanary by Squeebla May 23, 2009

Bitchbonic Plague 

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.
Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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