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bitchband 

A man that is married to a bitch. A pittiful husband cursed with a bitch for a wife.
She's a bitch and he's her bitchband.
bitchband by Kim Schneider July 14, 2006
Words you can keep
When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"
Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit
Bitchcard by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

Bitchard 

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.
Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"
Bitchard by xAliwali September 26, 2010

Bitchballs 

When a woman does something that takes a lot of courage to do
Wow, Jenny just slapped that guy, she's got some real Bitchballs!

Can also be used as a swear word, Ah, Bitchballs! I just smashed my finger!
Bitchballs by Electrowelder May 12, 2012

bitchbag 

a bag of bitches; often used as an insult
Hey Laura, tell Caitlin to stop being such a bitchbag.
bitchbag by whit_elm October 7, 2005

Bitchanary 

1) An extremely long list of insulting names towards woman.

2) A list of woman who are horribly and utterly bitches.
Guy One: Dude, that chick is a huge skankatron.
Guy Two: Nice,add that word to the bitchanary.

Guy One: God Alexx just cheated on me again.
Guy Two: Add that skank to the bitchanary.
Bitchanary by Squeebla May 23, 2009

Bitchbonic Plague 

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.
Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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