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bitchband

A man that is married to a bitch. A pittiful husband cursed with a bitch for a wife.
She's a bitch and he's her bitchband.
by Kim Schneider July 14, 2006
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Bitchcard

When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"
Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit
by Bitchcard April 7, 2016
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Bitchard

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.
Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"
by xAliwali September 26, 2010
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Bitchballs

When a woman does something that takes a lot of courage to do
Wow, Jenny just slapped that guy, she's got some real Bitchballs!

Can also be used as a swear word, Ah, Bitchballs! I just smashed my finger!
by Electrowelder May 12, 2012
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bitchbag

Hey Laura, tell Caitlin to stop being such a bitchbag.
by whit_elm October 7, 2005
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Bitchanary

1) An extremely long list of insulting names towards woman.

2) A list of woman who are horribly and utterly bitches.
Guy One: Dude, that chick is a huge skankatron.
Guy Two: Nice,add that word to the bitchanary.

Guy One: God Alexx just cheated on me again.
Guy Two: Add that skank to the bitchanary.
by Squeebla May 23, 2009
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Bitchbonic Plague

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.
Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.
by Ilikepointsettias April 25, 2016
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