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bitch voice 

When someone (usually female) uses a very annoying and "holier-than-thou" tone to try to prove a point usually through the form of a long list of grievances or complaints.
She has such a bitch voice!

I'm not going to listen to you seriously with that bitch voice of yours.

copy paste plz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrZVNfyXUDs
bitch voice by dkdefender69 October 27, 2008

Bitch Voice 

A term that usually refers to something that someone recently told you about. You probably weren't listening or don't care; or they were acting like a bitch when they said it. You generally repeat what was said to you back to that person in their face (Remember you don't care) but when you say it back, you add whatever thoughts you were thinking of-essentially NO FILTER. Also you say it back in a higher pitched voice but not too much. That is known as too much Bitch Voice and your meaning and intent will be lost. If done successfully this is going to cause them tremendous confusion if its never happened to them before. Remember its very European, impromptu and most importantly of all demeaning and crude as possible. Remember NO FILTER and has to be personal or thoughts you were thinking while they were talking Bitch Voice! Theres no rules and no subject is off limits. If you get under their skin you win, if they don't say shit back you win. This is a great stress relieving tool the more you practice and talk shit the better you get. Try to speak it as a native.
Drew: Hey Sam do you want to go to the movies tonight?

Sam: No I cant my ex is going to be there and she has a protective order against me, I also don't really feel like going out and I'll probably just stay at home and use your XBOX Live and Netflix subscriptions. I also have a veterinary exam in the morning.

Drew in Bitch Voice (BV): Ummmm uhhh Drew I'm a piece of shit and I like to beat women, also my pussy hurts so I'll probably just stay home and slap it. I cant hold a job down and pay for my own shit either bc like I said earlier I'm a piece of shit and I shit semen.

Sam: What the fuck was that?

Drew: That was bitch voice, its all I heard come from the cum dumpster of a mouth of yours

Sam: Is that necessary?

Drew: Probably not, but who cares point is your a piece of shit and never want to hang out.

Sam in Bitch Voice: Ummm Uhh Sam I'm a faggot and I don't have any other faggot friends and boo who I have PTSD cry for me. I wish this body weight would leave me as quick as my wife did, because I'm a fat fuck.

Sam: Shut the fuck up!

Drew: So movies?

Sam: Yeah fuck it!
Bitch Voice by Pay1720 February 17, 2014

Resting Bitch Voice 

A trait where everything someone says comes out as bitchy or sarcastic, regardless of actual intent.
"Is Jacob going to come out with us?"
"I don't know. He said he'd 'love to come, sounds like lots of fun', but it sounded like he was making fun of me with that resting bitch voice of his."
Resting Bitch Voice by chefBR January 16, 2016
Word of the Day on December 11, 2025

resting bitch voice 

A female voice that is usually a little deeper than other females and has a somewhat unimpressed, sarcastic, bitchy or somewhat cynical tone to their voice naturally, at almost all times, unless they are putting forth an effort to change their voice to make it sound more high pitched, happy or enthused. The resting bitch voice is typically worst during the early morning hours and/or late at night. These people are not really irritated all the time, it is just how they talk.
If your mom asks you what's wrong every time you talk to her on the phone and/or your significant other constantly thinks you are annoyed with them when you are perfectly fine and/or your co-workers always ask you if your not feeling well when you talk to them before noon; you may have resting bitch voice.
resting bitch voice by Mur hur August 2, 2015

Resting Bitch Voice 

Resting bitch voice: "the voice equivalent of resting bitch face, where a nice person's tone of voice comes off unintentionally as if they're angry. The tone of voice can come off this way even if the nice person is saying nice things, it is all about tone of voice. Just as a person with rbf can be perfectly content and kind, so can a person with rbv. Rbv is most often apparent when a person is speaking emphatically, but can be apparent regardless of what the person is saying.
Cathy why do you sound so angry?

Cathy: I'm not angry at all.

Cal: She's not angry, she just has resting Bitch voice.

dumb bitch voice 

A fake voice a girl does around a guy she likes which makes her sound like a dumb bitch.
Arielle- Oh my god, Lexi is so dumb.

Mia-No, shes actually really smart. Shes just doing the dumb bitch voice to impress Austin.
dumb bitch voice by Rawrluvrrr August 28, 2018
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