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a general name for any one possum

etiology:
Homer calls the big possum living in the monorail conductor's cabin closet "Bitey" in Marge vs. the Monorail (Season 4 Episode 12)
from Wikipedia:
Homer: (on a family of opossums in the monorail) I call the big one "Bitey." (Matt Groening has said this is his favorite Simpsons line ever, written by Conan O'Brien)
bitey by las April 18, 2006
Related Words
bistey bitey bistec bister Bastey basteyhole bishey biskey bismeyer Bisney
Bay-stea

An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.
1: "Oh fuck I crashed into a fire hydrant"

2: "Aw that's bastey, man."

-Later-
1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"
Bastey by Dr. Aarben November 28, 2012
The effect of consuming alcohol until one becomes "buzzed;" which is then combined with marijuana or tobacco.

This acts as a lighter but smoother layer of twisted, often for those who perfer to relax, adventure, and walk around neighborhoods all night long.

Make love.
Mike: Yo, we got pretty damn bisted last night.
Anthony: Hell yeah we did, but the walk was amazing, relaxing, stupendous, fantastic, and all that goodd.
Mike: Word.
Bisted by Jeffery Hawkings July 19, 2009
Another name for Disney, cuz they all about bizness.
Bisney, do I own that yet?
Bisney by EarsListeningEyesOpen November 12, 2019
Sister or any other female relative or friend.
Sister 1: BISSTAAA
Sister 2: Bister!
Sister 3: BIisSTUhhh.
Friend: I'm a bister, too!
Bister by bISTer June 25, 2010
North Devon word for dirty
I couldn't eat anything cooked in that bistley kitchen.

Look how bistley your car is since you drove through the mud.
Bistley by Molton Mole June 7, 2017