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Very fun person. Acts like a gangster, cries if ignored. Lover of athena. Extremely soft inner thighs. Lickable, pro tip: add nutella. Good sense of humour. Trippy vibes. Proud bitch. Asymmetrical toe nails.
bismin by Bisminsbitch November 25, 2021
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birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.
'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

Birmingham, MI 

A city in Michigan. One of the richest cities in the entire country. We all talk on I-phones, drive in SUV's and Porshes, and break the laws without even caring.

Where teenagers take over the city until 10 PM on weekends, try to act 'ghetto', go try out thousand dollar dresses for fun on weekends, and where there are no pageants but everyone acts like life is a beauty pagent.

There are many summer swim clubs, all with rivalries, nearly everyone owns a pair of UGG's and a North Face, and all the girls typically either figure skate or horseback ride.

Most moms stay at home, and kids don't go to school beacuse they don't 'feel like it'. There are often repeated names, most moms nearly run over someone at one point, and people act like wearing Forever 21 is like wearing Goodwill. A trip to Florida for a week is frowned upon, while Europe is the most popular destination.

The addictions here are brand names, popularity, and boyfriend addicts.

I would know. I live here.
Anna: "Hey, didn't you go to Birmingham, MI this weekend?"
Claire: "Yeah. It's like the Westchester of Michigan!"

Bismillah 

Both of you guys are wrong...
Bismillah means "In the Name of God"

B "in"
Ism "Name"
Allah "God"
Bismillah al Rahman al Raheem

In the Name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
Bismillah by T-ReK November 15, 2007

Birmingham Telephone Call 

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.

University of Alabama-Birmingham

University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.

Birmingham 

"I just woke up in a fucking steamy mood yeah, cause I live in a shithole, dummy. Birmingham is a fucking shithole. I hate the fucking place. I fucking hate it. Its full of dickheads, and I fucking hate it." Said Thomas, after having too much pints.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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