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kermits.bigshlong 

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.
If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong

BigShlong69 

Justin Bieber's sex slave who makes homestyle beans on tuesday mornings right before his seduction classes. He also kills at directing yoga porn. He was also a main character in the upcoming "Tosticleman Adventures."
Guy 1: Loved the new Auschwitz build in that new roblox music video!

Guy 2: Yeah, BigShlong69 has a knack for shit like that lmao
BigShlong69 by Tosticleman August 7, 2019

Bigshlongalongdingdong 

1) normally another word for dick or penis

2) someone who is extremely annoying or mean for absolutely no good reason
"hey girl, are you ready to have some fun playing with my bigshlongalongdingdong?"

"dude, did you see that kid try to steal my money? he's a bigshlongalongdingdong for that."
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026