BigShlong69 

Justin Bieber's sex slave who makes homestyle beans on tuesday mornings right before his seduction classes. He also kills at directing yoga porn. He was also a main character in the upcoming "Tosticleman Adventures."

Guy 1: Loved the new Auschwitz build in that new roblox music video!

Guy 2: Yeah, BigShlong69 has a knack for shit like that lmao

BigShlong69 by Tosticleman August 7, 2019

kermits.bigshlong 

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.

If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong

kermits.bigshlong by meme template fairy 🧚 July 1, 2021

Bigshlongalongdingdong 

1) normally another word for dick or penis

2) someone who is extremely annoying or mean for absolutely no good reason

"hey girl, are you ready to have some fun playing with my bigshlongalongdingdong?"

"dude, did you see that kid try to steal my money? he's a bigshlongalongdingdong for that."

Bigshlongalongdingdong by landenLgdhbkbbkbkbgkogmkfbob December 18, 2019