Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{

Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani by Gayderade February 12, 2020

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Mohammed bin Salmonella

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

Mohammed bin Salmonella by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021

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Obama Bin Laden

When you find out Obama's last name

Obama Bin Laden was the 44th president of the United States of Islam.

Obama Bin Laden by "Obama Bin Laden" February 1, 2018

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