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Bimpson is a form of music

bimpson is also a leader of the Jim/Kevin cult

Types of bimpson inculed, Lofi Bimpson(kevin's favorite), bimpson Bimpson, Cranberry Bimpson (max's favorite), bass boosted bimpson and Lord Bimpson.
Hey did you hear the new bimpson track

Ya one of his best yet.

Hey are you bimpin'

Ya
Bimpson by Bimpson August 6, 2020
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Bimpson by Bimpthepimp December 4, 2021

Jeffery Bimpson 

A large man with hard testicles and likes getting a lot of blowys.
Yes my G Jeffery Bimpson lets get pissed with the lads.

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.
Blomer Blimpson by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.
Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.
Blomer Blimpson by Edgecs September 4, 2017
taking a bump of speed in a famous (or mildly famous) person's car
You know David was grumpy when he told you not to take a bumpson in his car.
bumpson by B-ry July 14, 2007
one tha uses self-expression through words on paper an not verbally outwitted
the way of the bimpong
bimpong by bims February 24, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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