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Definitions by Edgecs

eat watermelon behind the stairwell 

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

eat watermelon behind the stairwell 

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard 

The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing into a cup of Wendy's chili, eating it, then snorting the left over "sauce".
My nigga do you eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard?

eat watermelon behind the stairwell 

When you get done fucking a girl and you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, and then eat it.
I fucked Yolowa last night and she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell afterwards.

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.
Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.
Blomer Blimpson by Edgecs September 4, 2017