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A bimpton is a brainless moron.

Someone who is totally deluded to how everyone else sees them
“Look at Damian, he thinks he’s gods gift to woman”
“I know, he’s a bimpton”
bimpton by Ghost Egan January 19, 2023
Words you can keep
the city of compton changed to bompton(bloods would change the C to a B)
"i am from da city of Bompton"
bompton by durty d April 29, 2003
Bompton is used by the bloods of Compton to avoid use of the letter C
I’m from Bompton nigga what chu bang
Bimpson is a form of music

bimpson is also a leader of the Jim/Kevin cult

Types of bimpson inculed, Lofi Bimpson(kevin's favorite), bimpson Bimpson, Cranberry Bimpson (max's favorite), bass boosted bimpson and Lord Bimpson.
Hey did you hear the new bimpson track

Ya one of his best yet.

Hey are you bimpin'

Ya
Bimpson by Bimpson August 6, 2020

bity of bompton 

How Bloods say City of Compton because they
that C's from the Crips
Let's roll thru da Bity of Bompton on our 22"s
bity of bompton by BLSSS January 8, 2009

On Bompton 

The most sacred thing to swear by ever. Usually used at the end of a sentence, this phrase signifies that you swear on the Holy City of Bompton , and take responsibility for whatever consequences may ensue by lying upon it. Only used by the highest class of people, as the responsibility is too much for any mere peasant to use it.
Zach: Dude I totally got her nudes last night.
Mason: Nah, on Bompton?
Zach: Deadass on Bompton.
On Bompton by iZachyGangWeed March 7, 2019
Small village in Oxfordshire, England.
Full of old people, inbreds, and one mediocre school.

Quite nice fields.
Guy: You ever go to Bampton?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Don't.
Bampton by anonymous November 22, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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