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bimko is the names " blossom " & " miko " combined , they are both amazing people ! bimko is a friendship that has its ups and downs , but in the end it is always loved <3. just by seeing how bimko is , you will feel heartfelt energy ! jk idk how you'll feel .. although i do know you want to be them C: ( like who doesnt ?? ) LMAOASOJ off topic , AHEM .. yes ! right , i cant even describe this friendship . the people apart of bimko makes it , it . bye that makes no sense , i literally had a brain stroke trying to word that !!! ok but fr , theres no other bimko out there like this .

bimko ,
if youre reading this , stay strong . ily & always will , you have my heart !
MIKO
irrelevant being : who are those two annoying girls ??
y/n : oh lol thats bimko ! theyre so hot right
irrelevant being : no . theyre fake bitches
miko : excuse me ?? ik you arent talking about me and my bestfriend . first of all , lets talk about the way * insert all sorts of dumb offensive nicknames * okie dokie wokie chokie , you get it now ?

BLOSSOM
irrelevant person : i swear , bimko-
blossom : omgomgogmomg someone is talking about us whatdoisaymikohelpiwanttosaysomethingwhatiftheysaidsomethingbadimsuretheydidbecause-
miko : shut up
y/n : ikr , theyre like polar opposites-
miko : OKAY ANDDDDD ? I DONT SEE A PROBLEM ?? BITCH DO YOU SEE ANY ????
blossom : NO
miko : NOT YOU DUMBFUCK
blossom : ..
bimko by maige ! June 16, 2021
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A bimboy is a small, ditzy, friendly, effeminate man, who respects women. A bimboy can be any age, any sexual orientation, and any physical build. You often want to protect bimboys.
"That man over there acts like such a bimboy!"

"He's a total bimboy!"

"I love bimboys!"
bimboy by purchie November 10, 2020
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bimbo box 

A vehicle, typically from a luxury marque such as Lexus or Mercedes, based on a car chassis, but presented as a utility vehicle. It complete lacks any off-road prowess. Typically driven by wealthy spouses and mistresses. The driver will frequently be on a cell phone while operating the vehicle.
That bitch on the phone in her bimbo box almost ran me off the road!
bimbo box by cretinx February 3, 2009

Bimboing 

To perform menial tasks which require no brain power - task which a bimbo could perform. Basic, mundane office tasks such as filing or photocopying.
Since graduation, I've been bimboing at the estate agents for 6 months.
Bimboing by Joshie of Aven October 29, 2010
Balls In Mouth Jack Off

During ejaculation, when a man puts his balls in a woman's mouth and jacks off to climax, this is called a BIMJO, an acronym for Balls In Mouth Jack Off.
Green: Hey, Hoagie! Did you see what Bernard did to Laverne last night after the party?
Hoagie: No, I totally missed that. What happened?
Green: He went upstairs into the attic, fucked her brains out, and then gave her a BIMJO!
Hoagie: He gave her a BIMJO! What a maniac! That is so bitchin!
BIMJO by Xaf November 4, 2011

bimbo nigga 

the stupidest nigga on the block
this bimbo nigga just said the dumbest shit i ever heard
bimbo nigga by offbutnotoptional April 18, 2019
A word used for overwhelming passion towards someone. Most say it’s a word used to define what ‘stronger than love’ feels when you finally meet a special someone in your life.
person 1: “i binko you<3”
person 2: “i binko you too<33”
binko by SOPHIE :3 January 18, 2023
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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